RANDOM FIRE COMMENTARY

You know those random thoughts that pop into everyone's head? Where do they come from? Where do they go? I don't know about you, but my random thoughts end up here.

The random thoughts and ideas listed here, though fabricated by Brandon, do not necesarily reflect the views of FortuneCity, the United States, and for the matter, Brandon himself. Although a clever fact may pop up every once in a while, remeber that the majority of what you read here is C R A P. Do not take it seriously. If you can't take a joke, hold down Alt and hit F4. After that, pick your a** up and go for a walk... you sure as h*ll need it.

RANDOM FIRE -- Nov. 14, 2002

Ninjas are friggin' awesome.
Always start the day with Japanese anime.
If you hate yourself, you're most likely suffering. No, not from anything particular. What do I look like, a freaking psycologist?
You will reap what you sew. Anyone who dissagrees with this is not my friend.
Buy ninja gear. No, really.

RANDOM FIRE -- Oct. 15, 2002

Somebody should put the people in those Machintosh commercials out of their misery.

Anything animated in Japan should be refered to as 'anime'. If you cannot understand this, do not talk to me.

Why is it that people can go get drunk and have sex with random people, but if I try to buy a weapon I become the immoral one?

As apposed to popular belief, I am not a twelve-year-old girl ^_^